Dutch Monarchs: The Royally Hilarious List

The Netherlands, a country known for tulips, windmills, and legal weed is also famous for its list of monarchs who have ruled the nation throughout history.

Here are some of the most prominent Dutch monarchs who deserve a mention, with a twist of humor:

William I

William I, also known as the “Father of the Fatherland,” was the first-ever king of the Netherlands. He was such a cool monarch that he was not only the king but also a general, a statesman, and a prince. Talk about multitasking!

Willem-Alexander

Willem-Alexander, also known as “King Willie,” is the current king of the Netherlands. He became quite famous for mixing drinks as a bartender while in college, and since then, he’s been busy mixing water management, health care, and sports, among other things. We bet he still mixes a mean cocktail!

Queen Beatrix

Queen Beatrix was no ordinary queen, and she proved it by abdicating the throne in favor of her son in 2013. She’s like the Queen Beyoncé of the Netherlands, and she left the throne like a boss, without any drama.

King Willem II

King Willem II was known for his love of art and culture. He was so fond of opera that he once jumped on stage during a performance to help the lead actress, who had forgotten her lines. Talk about going above and beyond for the arts!

William III

King William III was known for his love of horses and owned an impressive collection of them. He even had a special lift installed in one of his palaces that allowed his horses to enter the building. We’re guessing the horses seemed to be enjoying a regal lifestyle as well!

Queen Juliana

Queen Juliana was known for her love of nature and all things organic. She once famously exclaimed, “Oh no, not pesticides” when she learned about the harmful effects of pesticides. For this environmentally conscious queen, a healthy food supply was a high priority.

So, there you have it, the royally hilarious list of Dutch monarchs! They might be historical figures, but their quirks and idiosyncrasies make them so relatable and fascinating, even to this day. Who knows what kind of funny stories and anecdotes our current monarch Willem-Alexander will add to the list in the future?