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Golfer

A golfer is a rare species of human being who spends an inordinate amount of time and money chasing a tiny ball around various fields and cursing loudly when said ball doesn’t go where they want it to go.

The origins of the golfer species are shrouded in mystery, but some historians believe they evolved from a tribe of cavepeople who would use rocks and sticks to hit smaller rocks into holes in the ground.

Modern-day golfers can be divided into several sub-species based on their behavior on the course:

Despite their quirks, golfers are generally harmless and can be observed from afar with amusement. However, it’s best not to get too close to one when they’re in their “swing zone” – you might end up with a golf ball-shaped bruise.