Lake Ontario

Lake Ontario is the smallest of the five Great Lakes, also known as the “baby” of the group. However, despite its size, Lake Ontario is known for its impressive ability to hold water - it’s like a toddler who refuses to let go of its sippy cup.

Located on the border of Canada and the United States, Lake Ontario is often referred to as the “Friendly Lake”. However, it’s important to note that this nickname was given before the lake started acting a little cranky.

Legend has it that Lake Ontario was formed when the mighty Beaver - yes, you read that correctly - created a dam that filled up with water, forming the lake. Some believe the Beaver was just trying to prove that it was better at engineering than humans. Whatever the case may be, we’re grateful for the Beaver’s handiwork, even if it does mean we have to deal with the occasional flood or dam failure.

One of Lake Ontario’s most famous features is the Toronto skyline. When viewed from the lake, the skyscrapers look like a futuristic metropolis straight out of a sci-fi movie. But don’t be fooled - the city is home to real people, not just robots and aliens.

The lake has also been a popular vacation destination for centuries. People flock to its shores to swim, fish, and sail. Canadians like to brag that their side of the lake is better for swimming, while Americans insist their side is better for fishing. We’ll let you decide who’s right.

In recent years, Lake Ontario has become something of a diva. Despite its “Friendly Lake” reputation, it’s been known to throw some serious tantrums. High water levels, floods, and beach erosion have all been blamed on the lake’s bad behavior. Some say it’s just going through a phase, while others worry that the lake has developed a case of “big lake syndrome”.

All in all, Lake Ontario is a beloved member of the Great Lakes family. Sure, it may have some high-maintenance tendencies, but we wouldn’t have it any other way. After all, variety is the spice of life - and the Great Lakes.