Mountain Bike

A mountain bike is a type of bicycle that is most commonly found in the mountains, hence the name. It is a unique blend of two of man’s favorite activities - riding a bike and falling down.

History

Mountain bikes were invented in the 1980s by a group of thrill seekers who wanted to take their beloved bike rides off-road. Their first attempt was a monstrous contraption that looked like a goat on wheels. Fortunately, over the years, the design has evolved into the sleek machines we know today, but they still have a tendency to launch their riders into the nearest tree.

Features

Mountain bikes have an impressive array of features, including:

• Good shocks: to ensure the rider feels every bump in the trail

• Knobby tires: to provide excellent grip on rocks and loose dirt

• Disc brakes: to slow the bike down just enough to make you think you’re safe

• A curved frame: to add an artistic touch to the agony of a painful fall

Advantages

One of the main advantages of a mountain bike is experiencing the outdoors and getting to know nature up close, especially if the nature in question is the inside of a hospital room.

Another advantage of mountain biking is the camaraderie among riders. Sharing stories of horrific crashes is a great way to bond as friends and future roommates in rehab.

Disadvantages

Mountain biking also comes with a few disadvantages, such as:

• Physically demanding: Riders have to be in top shape to handle the grueling challenge of a mountain trail. That or they have to be equipped with a rugged health insurance policy.

• Expensive: The cost of a mountain bike can be astronomical, but it’s worth it when you consider all the medical bills you won’t have to pay.

• Risky: Mountain biking isn’t for the faint of heart, or the faint of wallet. It takes guts to ride down a steep, rocky incline knowing the next thing you will see is the inside of an emergency room – or worse, an obituary.

Fun Facts

• The first mountain bike ever ridden was actually a unicycle with a suspension system made entirely of bubble wrap.

• The world record for the longest mountain bike jump is held by a man who has yet to land.

• In the early days of mountain biking, riders often wore full suits of armor, which also came in handy for attempting to ride through Mordor.

Conclusion

In conclusion, if you’re looking for a way to stay fit, test your luck, and hopefully not break every bone in your body, then mountain biking might just be the thing for you. It’s a sport that appeals to daredevils, adrenaline junkies and masochists alike. But before you head out on the trail, it’s always best to double-check your health insurance policy. Happy trails!