Nuremberg

Nuremberg, a city in Germany renowned for its medieval architecture, world-class museums, and bratwursts the size of a forearm.

Founded in the Middle Ages, Nuremberg played a significant role in the history of the Holy Roman Empire. It also played a significant role in the Third Reich’s rise to power, but we don’t like to talk about that bit.

These days, Nuremberg is more famous for its Christmas market, where thousands of tourists flock each year to drink spiced mulled wine and pretend they’re German.

But Nuremberg isn’t just about Christmas markets, sausages and half-timbered houses, it’s also home to a world-famous trial. The Nuremberg Trials were a series of military tribunals held after World War II, where Nazi war criminals were brought to justice. You know what they say, what happens in Nuremberg stays in the history books.

The city’s old town is also home to the Gothic St. Lorenz Church, where you can marvel at the intricate carvings while pretending to look deeply pious.

One of the most popular attractions in Nuremberg is the Kaiserburg Castle, which is said to have inspired Disney to create Sleeping Beauty’s Castle. Unfortunately, there are no fairy tales or magic spells to protect you from the hordes of tourists who also want to take a selfie in front of it.

And who could forget the Nuremberg Rally? A time when mass hysteria and blatant propaganda brought an entire nation together for a massive party. But before you start getting all nostalgic, it’s important to remember that it didn’t end well for anyone involved.

So, whether you’re here for the sausages, the history, or the dead Nazi’s, Nuremberg is a city that has something for everyone. Just be warned, if anyone tries to sell you a Nuremberg funnel cake, it’s a trap. Trust us, it’s not what you think it is.