Super Mario 3D World: A Game So Addictive, You’ll Forget to Shower

Super Mario 3D World is a game very near and dear to the hearts of gamers everywhere. Released in 2013 for the Wii U (RIP), this game introduced a whole new dimension (quite literally) to the Mario franchise.

But what makes Super Mario 3D World so addictive, you ask? Well, for starters, you get to play as Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, and Toad (yes, the mushroom guy finally gets his time to shine!). And not only do you get to play as these iconic characters, but you also get to control them in three dimensions, which is a fancy way of saying you can move them forwards, backwards, AND side-to-side.

But that’s not all! Super Mario 3D World also introduces power-ups like the Super Bell, which turns your character into a cat (because who doesn’t want to play as a feline version of their favorite video game character?), and the Double Cherry, which creates a clone of your character (because who doesn’t want to play as TWO feline versions of their favorite video game character?).

And let’s not forget the boss battles, which are both challenging and fun. Who wouldn’t want to battle a giant fire-breathing dragon named Bowser, am I right?

But possibly the best part of Super Mario 3D World is the multiplayer aspect. You and up to three of your friends can play together, working as a team to defeat enemies and collect coins. But be warned: playing this game with friends can quickly turn into a fierce competition of who can collect the most power-ups and make it to the end of the level first. And if you lose, well, your friends will never let you live it down.

In conclusion, if you’re looking for a game that’s both addictive and hilarious, look no further than Super Mario 3D World. Just be sure to set aside several hours (or days) to play, because once you start, you won’t want to stop. And maybe wear some extra deodorant, because we won’t judge you for forgetting to shower.