Swiss Franc

The Swiss Franc, formally known as the CHF (Confederation Helvetica Franc), is the official currency of Switzerland. It’s not just any ordinary currency; it’s more reliable than a Swiss watch, more secretive than a Swiss bank account and more delicious than Swiss cheese (well, that may be a tad exaggerated).

The Swiss Franc was first introduced in 1850 and has been the go-to currency for financial investors and chocolate-loving tourists alike. The abbreviation “CHF” is not to be confused with “C.H.I.P”, as it is not the currency of a group of retro crime-fighting robots.

What makes the Swiss Franc unique is its stability. If there is any currency in the world that could survive a zombie apocalypse, it’s the Swiss Franc. Its value is not prone to wild fluctuations, unlike some currencies that could use a good dose of Xanax.

The Swiss Franc is also known for its beautiful banknotes. They depict pictures of Swiss landmarks, notable personalities, and Alpine scenery. With a Swiss Franc in hand, you can pretend to be a wealthy Alpine mountaineer, even though the extent of your climbing experience is walking up a flight of stairs.

Many people have attempted to copy the legendary Swiss Franc to finance their illegal activities. They learned, however, that it’s easier to fly without a passport than to copy a Swiss banknote.

Just remember, if you hold a Swiss Franc, you are holding a little piece of a country that is known for its chocolate, banks, and neutrality. Who wouldn’t want that? But beware, if you’re not Swiss, you might feel a strong urge to yodel.