Warren G. Harding: The Presidential Jester

Warren Gamaliel Harding - the 29th President of the United States of America - was perhaps best known for his lackluster political career and unsavory personal life. But did you know that he was also a hilarious jokester?

Born to a rural Ohio family in 1865, Harding got his start in journalism - where he first discovered his comedic talent. He became the owner and editor of “The Marion Star,” a small-town newspaper where he would pen witty remarks about the people and politics of his local community.

In 1915, Harding entered politics and quickly gained a reputation as a likable, easygoing guy who could make anyone laugh. He even showed off his humorous side during his 1920 presidential campaign, quipping, “I don’t know what to do or where to turn in this taxation matter. Somewhere there must be a book that tells all about it, where I could go to straighten it out in my own mind. But I don’t know where the book is, and maybe I couldn’t read it if I found it.”

During his presidency, Harding continued to use his wit to put people at ease. He once joked to the press about his lack of political knowledge by saying, “I have no trouble with my enemies… but my damn friends, my God-damned friends… they’re the ones who keep me walking the floor nights!”

But aside from his quick one-liners, Harding was also known for his scandalous ways - including numerous affairs outside of his marriage. In fact, one of his famous mistresses was Nan Britton, who claimed that Harding fathered her child. She even wrote a tell-all book about their relationship called “The President’s Daughter.”

Despite his flaws, Harding’s humor and charm won over many during his presidency. So the next time someone mentions “Old Hard-Heart,” you can now proudly proclaim, “Well, did you know he was also a presidential jester?”